Seaweed Wrap, Anyone?

These are a Diane von Furstenberg creation. Two thoughts come to mind:

1) For roughly the same price, I could get an actual seaweed wrap that would leave my skin radiant and temporarily (let's be realistic here) shave inches off my stomach/hips/thighs/insert-body-part-here.

2) Wearing these would make it look like I have created a California roll out of my feet. And then people (myself included) might just want to eat my feet.

P.S. Those are considered sandals. I don’t care who you are, that is a sweaty, blister-inducing mess waiting to happen.